Business Is Serious. We But Who Says Fun Isn’t Allowed?

Let’s be real: the corporate world can feel like a never-ending game of Monopoly—except you’re not sure where “Go” is, someone just stole your railroad, and the rules keep changing. That’s where we come in. At Strategy 59, we turn chaos into clarity and give you the tools to crush it (without flipping the board).

What We Do

We’re not your average consultants with PowerPoint slides that induce naps. We help you tackle your commercial challenges head-on, with sharp, practical, and sometimes even fun solutions. Whether you’re scaling up, restructuring, or launching something new, we’ve got the know-how (and the sense of humor) to make it happen.

Here’s a taste of what we offer:

Market Strategies That Actually Work 

We’ll help you find your niche, stand out, and crush your competition without resorting to interpretive dance (unless that’s your thing, in which case, we’ll choreograph).

Revenue Growth Without the Headaches 

Sales pipelines giving you grief? Margins looking sadder than Monday mornings? We’ll diagnose the problem and create a plan to boost your bottom line faster than you can say “profitability.”

Operations That Run Like a Dream 

Streamline processes, cut inefficiencies, and stop drowning in spreadsheets. We’ll turn your operations into a well-oiled machine, minus the grease.

Team Alignment Without the Eye Rolls 

Getting everyone on the same page shouldn’t feel like herding cats. We help teams connect, collaborate, and (dare we say) enjoy working together.

Why Choose Us?

We’re Straight Shooters. No jargon. No fluff. Just practical advice and actionable plans that won’t make you cry into your coffee.

We Make It Fun (Seriously). Consulting doesn’t have to be boring. We bring energy, humor, and the occasional meme to the table—because great ideas are born when people enjoy the process.

We Get Results. At the end of the day, we’re here to help you win. We measure success in real, tangible outcomes, not buzzwords or how many slides we can cram into a deck.

Ready to Crush It?

Whether you’re a scrappy startup, a seasoned industry player, or somewhere in between, we’re here to help you conquer your commercial challenges and maybe even have a laugh along the way.

Let’s talk. No awkward handshakes, we promise.

Let’s grab lunch

What We Are Not Good At (And Proud of It)

Listen, nobody’s perfect (except maybe your grandma’s cookies)

1. PowerPoint Slide Marathons That Cure Insomnia

If you’re looking for 147 slides with charts no one can read, we’re not your team. We prefer conversations that make sense over decks that double as bedtime stories.

2. Buzzword Bingo Championships

“Synergistic paradigms to leverage scalable ideation”—yeah, we just made that up, and no, we don’t do that. If you’re into meaningless corporate jargon, you might want to swipe left.

3. Overcomplicating Everything

If your dream is to pay consultants to take simple ideas and turn them into incomprehensible chaos, we’ll have to disappoint you. We’re not here to confuse you; we’re here to simplify, strategize, and get stuff done.

4. Herding Actual Cats

We’re experts at team alignment, but if you need someone to corral your office cats (or employees who act like them), we’re out. Bonus points if you send us pictures, though.

5. Pretending Failure Never Happens

We love a good success story, but let’s be honest: not every idea will land. (Even Google made Google+.) We won’t sugarcoat it, and we won’t pretend every decision will be gold. But we will learn, pivot, and help you turn lessons into wins.

6. Wearing Suits All Day, Every Day

We’re not the suit-and-tie, “yes, sir” types. Sure, we clean up nice for the big meetings, but most days we’re rolling up our sleeves and getting our hands dirty (figuratively, of course).

7. Being Serious 100% of the Time

Life is too short to take ourselves too seriously. If you’re expecting us to show up without a smile, a meme, or a clever pun, we’re not your people. (And honestly, that sounds kind of boring, don’t you think?)

If any of the above scared you, don’t worry—we’re just as serious about results as we are about cracking a joke now and then.

Got a challenge for us? Let’s talk.